These are just various signs, billboards, or writings you can find throughout Vice City that are funny.
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Pet Stuffers: "For those times you just can't let go. Make him man's best kept friend today." |
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Exploder: "Enormous Commemorative Survival-Knife. As used by Jack Howitzer in Exploder: Evacuator II." |
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The Military: "Need a dominating man in your life? Find it difficult to make decisions for yourself? You might just be perfect for the military. Call 1-800-BE-A-HERO. Become a real man, today!." |
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Ammunation: "Shoot now, pay later. Try it before you buy it.." |
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Love Fist: "Steel Heart Stone Cold Prostate Tour." |
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Degenatron: "The arcade comes to your living room! Plays three exciting games!!!" |
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Shaft Hotdogs: "The taste of a REAL MANs meat." |
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Roxor International: "A division of blah blah blah." |
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Firetrucks: "Don't burn in silence... dial 911." |
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Candy Suxxx: Googly eyes? =). |
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Rockstar: "Video Games" (pics of characters from GTA3). |
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Solid State Hi-Fi: "CD Players $499. They play tiny records.." |
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GR Golfing: "Get more out of your wood." |
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Jack's Prosthetics: "It won't cost you and arm and a leg. Big nose sale now on." |
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Mairi's Bestsellers: "Book of the month: Flycatcher: Insect Espionage." |
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Buy American: "Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up to? Make sure you do the American thing." |
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Synth and Son: "See the science of music at Synth and Son! Rock 'n Roll is dead, and POP is in!" |
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Little Haiti: "Little Haiti: Life's a Bitch!" |
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Funeraria Romero: "The dead centre of Vice City. You won't bereave our prices. We really dig graves." |
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Butcher: There is an arm in there, and a package saying "Human Organ". |
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Sprunk: Instead of Sprite, it says Sprunk. |